President Obama calls Kanye West a "jacka**": During a TV interview with ABC news reporter Terry Moran, President Obama was asked off-the-record about his thoughts on the Kanye West and Taylor Swift MTV Video Music Awards controversy. He bluntly responded, "He's a "jacka**." Moran then tweeted, "Pres. Obama just called Kanye West a jacka** for his outburst at the VMAs when Taylor Swift won. Now THAT'S presidential." Moran deleted the tweet, but it had already spread.
Caught with pants down: A 44-year-old Kansas couple was robbed at knifepoint Tuesday in Wichita, while they were in the middle of sexual intercourse in a dumpster. Garbage cans must be the new Motel 6.
Sneak attack: Steve Kimatian wins the Syracuse Republican mayoral bid in a 12 percent upset over favored opponent Otis Jennings. Jennings had dished out more money on his campaign than Kimatian - $137,781 compared to $33,973. Money can't buy happiness. Kimatian will take on Democrat Stephanie Miner in the mayoral race.
'Cuse TFLN: "(315): So I just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All three have different names on them. God I love my boobs." (textsfromlastnight.com)





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