Samuel L. Jackson must swear at people as much in real life as he does in movies. I mean, how else could he keep from dropping off the face of the Earth? He stars in terrible movies like "The Man," "XXX: State of the Union" and "Twisted." He must just yell and swear at his agent and everyone else in Hollywood, because they keep giving him roles, no matter the quality.
He was cool in "Pulp Fiction" and could handle a lightsaber in "Star Wars," but what else does he have going for him? Well, it turns out he has one movie left up his sleeve. A movie so epic it puts "Gladiator" to shame; a movie so intense husbands' arms are crushed as their wives hold on in fear. What is it, you ask? "Snakes on a mothafuckin plane!!!"
"Snakes on a Plane," which stars Jackson and Keenan Thompson (of the duo Keenan and Kel), is coming out this summer. It's about an assassin who releases deadly snakes on a plane in an attempt to kill a witness. I'm not sure what types of snakes get seated where on the plane, but I'll put my money on the cobra in first class.
Jackson, who apparently signed on the project for the title alone, plays a cop who tries to kill/stop/fight/punish all the snakes on the plane. The movie already has a huge Internet following of people who are counting down the days and selling T-shirts before they can hold tickets in their hands.
Forget about "X-Men 3" or "Mission Impossible 3," all you need to know is that there are snakes on a plane this summer, and Samuel L. Jackson is gonna kill them all.
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