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The Daily OrangeObama didn't start the fire
Abstract:
Sarah Palin, Tina Fey, Red States, un-married gays, bible belt, Joe the Plumber, evangelicals.
John McCain, Mrs. Clinton, holograms on television, North Korea, Shiite, Shia, High School Musical.
Neo-cons, Enron, is it another Vietnam? Hussein, Jihad, and Ahmadinejad....
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Chevalier MaFet
posted 12/02/08 @ 1:24 PM EST
Goodness. If I wanted to read vomit on a page, I'd pop some ipecac and hold up construction paper.
Mary Anne Jasuta
posted 12/02/08 @ 3:41 PM EST
I liked it... and I didn't even vote for the guy.
Jack Squirek
posted 12/02/08 @ 4:11 PM EST
Eggleston, this column sucks, no sentences, Chip Kelly, Oregon Ducks.
Whatever.
Whatever.
ABH
posted 12/02/08 @ 4:52 PM EST
Usually I enjoy your columns, but this was just annoying to read and not nearly as clever as you thought it was.
Andrea
posted 12/02/08 @ 10:11 PM EST
Well I liked it! It's easy to pick someone apart, but I think it took creativity to come up with this-rhyme and all! And I think it's a nice commentary of our times, like Billy Joel's version was of his.
g33k
posted 12/02/08 @ 10:42 PM EST
It's not commentary. It's a series of rhyming proper nouns.
bruce skewes
posted 12/04/08 @ 2:36 PM EST
"Senate Lion Kennedy"?? Who? You mean the murdered of Mary Jo Kopechne? The swimmer? The one who rolled around the floor of La Brasserie restaurant with Sen. Dodd and a waitress between them forming the famous "waitress sandwich"? The one "Catholic" who spent the evening of Good Friday at a bar with his nephew after which the boy wound up charged with rape? Oh, that Lion!
Adam
posted 12/04/08 @ 3:45 PM EST
jesus some harsh comments give the guy a break
...i thoughtthe article was as awesomely bad as the original song
(thats a compliment)
...i thoughtthe article was as awesomely bad as the original song
(thats a compliment)
Jay
posted 12/09/08 @ 7:45 PM EST
Perfect!
though, better when read with the music playing in the background
though, better when read with the music playing in the background
Joe Greenwald
posted 1/14/09 @ 2:22 PM EST
This was... not good.
Not to mention all the inaccurate stuff in it.
Not to mention all the inaccurate stuff in it.
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ECB
posted 12/02/08 @ 11:47 AM EST