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By: Derek Li

Posted: 10/5/06

Explicit: Sex Toy - Vibrating Johnny

A hedonist is someone who is devoted to the pursuit of pleasure, particularly sensual pleasure. A cheapskate is someone who is too stingy to even spend money on the good things in life. If you put the two together, the result would be the profile of the average person in the bedroom. That means someone who only requires a partner and maybe some contraception (hell, for some, even the partner is a maybe). Sexual minimalists. Coitally proletarian. If their sex were breakfast, it would just be sausage. No salt. No spice. Hot, yes. But for how long?

Hot or not, the Vibrating Johnny is a toy for everyone. It's the perfect starter-it's not intimidating like a dildo, and it's infinitely more stimulating than handcuffs, whips, chains, or any combination of those alone. Its role in the bedroom is a dual one: the ring worn around the penis is designed to do what a normal cock ring does, which is to produce a better, longer erection. The little vibrator on it stimulates the clitoris during intercourse, or, just makes for a vibrating penis.
There are several variations. Some have another loop that goes around the scrotum. Some have different shapes on the vibrating part (one has an elephant!). Trojan sells a vibrating ring with a special condom, too. The end result should be the same: to beat the phrase to death, you will be getting some good vibrations.

Let the good times roll!

Porn Star Bio: Mary Carey

Politics and sex have always gone well together, but who'd have thought one porn star would take it so literally?

Mary Carey, a 26-year-old Cleveland native, studied ballet and dance until she was 19. Then, one fateful day, she joined her college dance team. Dancing led to stripping, which led to porn, which lead to political ambitions. It sounds crazy, but it's true. Carey, a Republican, ran for lieutenant governor of California in 2003. Since her stripper days, she has been featured in several forms of media, including a notable interview on "the Daily Show" by Stephen Colbert.

Amusingly, the biography on her Web site credits ballet for some of her success ("stage presence and flexibility"). It also lists some radical campaign promises she made during her 2003 campaign, including tax-deductible lap dances, live Web-cams in the Governor's Mansion and "Porn for Pistols." It's hard to say what is harder to take seriously: her campaign promises or the titles of the videos she's been in.

Film Credits:
"Inseminated by 2 Black Men 5"
"Tit Happens"
"5 Guy Cream Pie 5"
"Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo 2"