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Popularity of breast implants grows despite high cost, long recovery time
By Steve Bollard
Money can buy beauty - but with it comes peril, blood and pain. With women like Carmen Electra and Pamela Anderson winning the hearts and minds of men with their augmented breasts, it's no wonder this treatment is becoming a routine process. Greater availability, relative affordability and aesthetic benefits have rapidly increased the popularity of breast enhancement surgery.
Flying dragons can't save mediocre action game
By Charles Isaac
Flying on dragons is back in style. In the PlayStation 2 game Drakengard, players direct a troubled young prince named Caim in his bout to avenge his parents' deaths. Caim and the Union Army have vowed to fight against the evil Empire, all while protecting his sister Furiae, a goddess that protects the harmony of the earth.
Corvette disappoints with easy races, boring game play
By Pat Malacaro
Chevrolet is celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Corvette by putting it in a video game. The aptly named Corvette for PlayStation 2 tries to capture the power and fury of the classic car, but only puts gamers to sleep. Unlike other racing games, like those in the Ridge Racer or Gran Turismo series, there is very little music played while you drive.
Pavement should replace many wonders of nature
By Matt Finley
Henry David Thoreau's putrified corpse can drink a 2-liter bottle of Shut The Hell Up Because Walden Pond Kinda Sucked A Butt Wild Cherry Cola. Yes, nature is all around us. And it sucks. We either need to make existing parking lots bigger or build new ones faster, because there are all kinds of plants outside that are jonesing for a chance to turn into trees.
Crush
Charlie Kaufman "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" We love him for his quirky mind and unique visions. Originally a TV writer, he entered the public consciousness with 1999's "Being John Malkovich." The film broke ground with its quirky plot centered around a secret portal into the title character's mind.
